im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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