Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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