i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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