Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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