some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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