we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
