update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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