I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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