I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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