i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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