JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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