lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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