...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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