dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
