im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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