Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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