i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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