just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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