brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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