Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
