Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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