Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so that wasnt chicken after all
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
