Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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