If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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