there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Randomize
