Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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