I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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