He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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