Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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