You work out of a Hotel?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
