Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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