Kiss
Puke
I'm going to jail i love you
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
