My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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