A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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