People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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