that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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