love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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