So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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