We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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