Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
third nipple confirmed
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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