I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he thought i was a dude.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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