so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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