...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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