Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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