Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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