At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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