You're my little dorito
I CAN MOONWALK!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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