my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
the liver wants what the liver wants
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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