Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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