we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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